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Sporting chance
Finishing his ploughing run early one evening, a farmer heads home – hoping to spend time with his gorgeous young wife. But, upon entering the farmhouse, he hears panting and moaning coming from the bedroom. Furious, he grabs his 12-bore shotgun, edges his way upstairs and inches the bedroom door open. There, sure enough, is his young farmhand, pumping away on top of his wife. Enraged, the farmer bursts in waving his shotgun. His wife screams and runs away in panic – leaving the terrified farmhand, shaking on his knees, in the middle of the floor. The farmer presses his gun at the lad's testicles.
‘Boy!’ he barks, ‘I'm going to blow these off. Anything to say?’
‘Please!’ stutters the young buck. ‘Give me a chance!’
The farmer narrows his eyes. ‘Okay,’ he snarls. ‘Swing 'em.’
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