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Haircolour doesn't matter/Blonde joke
A blonde woman goes to a store.
She asks,"How much for this T.V?"
The owner responds, "Sorry, we dont give service to blondes."
The woman leaves and comes back with her hair dyed blue.
She asks,"How much for this T.V?"
The owner responds,"Sorry, we dont give service to blondes."
The woman leaves and comes back with her hair dyed black.
She asks,"How much is it for this T.V?"
The owner once again responds,"Sorry we dont give service to blondes."
The woman,frusterated,leaves and comes back bald.
She asks,"How much for this T.V?"
The owner responds,"Sorry, we dont give service to blondes."
The woman screams,"How do you know im blonde!!"
The owner responds,"Cause this is a Microwave."
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