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A scouser goes to the council to register for child benefit.
"How many children?" asks the council worker.
"10" replies the woman.
"10?" says the council worker. "What are their names?"
"Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne and Wayne" she answers.
"What? They've all got the same name?" says the council worker, "Doesn't that get confusing?"
"Don't be soft," says the scouse woman, "It's great - if they're out playing in the street I just have to yell 'WAAAAAYNE, YER DINNERS READY' or 'WAAAAAAYNE GO TO BED NOW YER SOFT LAD!' and they all do it."
"But what if you want to speak to one individually?" asks the perturbed council worker.
"That's easy," says the Scouse woman "I just use their surnames."
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