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A girl & her boyfriend go to the pub. When it's the girl's turn to buy a round. She tells him that she's heard of a wonderful new drink he simply must try. She returns with the usual lager for herself. For him, she has two glasses. One contains a measure of Bailey's, the other lime juice.
Instructions: "OK, what you gotta do is, you gotta swig the Bailey's, hold it in your mouth, and then drink the lime juice." He looks a bit dubious, but she's very enthusiastic so he decides to give it a go.
First the Bailey's; lovely smooth, creamy, warm feeling in the mouth.
Then he takes the lime juice.
T + 0.1 secs : The cream in the Bailey's curdles.
T + 0.3 secs : Boyfriend's face turns the color of fresh lime juice.
T + 0.6 secs : Boyfriend calms his stomach & swallows the grunge .
T + 1.5 secs : She whispers in his ear....
"It's called Blowjob revenge"
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