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Horse walks into a bar. Barman says 'sorry mate, we don't serve food in here'
I don't get why everyone is so upset about the horse meat thing. I mean seriously, why the long faces?
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Meat is redrum.
I got fired from the meat factory because I got an e-mail about a delivery of horse meat and I marked it as spam.
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Those Aldi horse burgers were nice, but I prefer My Lidl Pony
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