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Businessman and blonde on plane
A businessman is flying to Hong Kong on a 5-hour flight.There is a blonde sitting next to him, who is asleep. After the first hour of the flight, the businessman gets bored and wakes up the blonde sleeping next to him.
He askes her if she would like to play a game. She says no and goes back to sleep. The businessman shakes her and says that he will ask her a question, and she will try to answer it. If she gets the right answer, he will give her £50. If she answers incorrectely, she must give him £50, and vice versa. The blonde shakes her head, and goes back to sleep. Half an hour later, the businessman is more bored than ever, so he wakes the blonde up and says that if she gets it wrong, she will pay him £5, but if she gets it right, he will give her £500. This gets the blonde's attention, so she says that she will play.
The businessman asks her this question: What is the distance betwen the sun and the moon? The blond reaches into her purse and gives him £5. The blond asks the businessman ; "What goes up a hill with two legs and comes down with four?" The business man reaches into his bag, and pulls out a laptop. He opens it and brings up Google. He types in the question and searches it: no answer. He phones all his collegues and asks them: they have no idea. He asks everyone on the plane: they dont know. After a while of more investigations, he gives up. While this was all going on, the blonde had fallen back to sleep. The businessman wakes her up and gives her a cheque of £500.
The blonde thanks him and goes back to sleep.
An hour later the question is still bothering the businessman, so he wakes the blonde up yet again and askes her what the answer to the question she asked him earlier was.
The blonde gives the businessman £5 and goes back to sleep.
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