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One day Pinocchio asked Geppetto for help.
"Every time I have sex with my girlfriend, she gets splinters. Can you help?"
"Have you tried sandpaper?" replied Geppetto. Pinocchio hadn't so he went to try it.
A week later Geppetto saw Pinocchio and asked "How did the problem with your girlfriend work out?"
"Girlfriend? replied Pinocchio. "Who needs a girlfriend when you have sandpaper!"
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