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"The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting a different result."
--Albert Einstein (1879-1955)
German-Swiss-American mathematical physicist
"Yes, we have to divide up our time like that, between our politics
and our equations. But to me our equations are far more important, for
politics are only a matter of present concern. A mathematical equation
"Your fervent wishes can only find fulfillment if you succeed in attaining love and understanding of men, and animals, and plants, and stars, so that every joy becomes your joy and every pain your pain. "
"Nothing truly valuable arises from ambition or from a mere sense of duty; it stems rather from love and devotion toward men and toward objective things."
Great spirits have often encountered violent opposition from weak minds.
-- Albert Einstein.
"Great ideas often receive violent opposition from mediocre minds."
Religion without science is blind.
How long is a minute depends on which side of the bathroom door you are on.
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
People like you and I, though mortal of course like everyone else, do not grow old no matter how long we live... [We] never cease to stand like curious children before the great mystery into which we were born.
--Albert Einstein in a letter to Otto Juliusburger
I have no special talents. I am only passionately curious.
The important thing is not to stop questioning. Curiosity has its own
reason for existing.
I am neither especially clever nor especially gifted.
I am only very, very curious.
-- Albert Einstein
"It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education."
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