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Two Old Men
Two old Chelsea pensioners are sitting outside the home, near to the famous flower show. One complains, “Cripes, life is boring. We never have any fun! For £5, I’ll streak naked through the flower show!”
“You’re on!” the other geriatric says.
The first old man fumbles out of his clothes and streaks through the show. Waiting outside, his friend hears a commotion, followed by applause. Then the naked old man returns, surrounded by a cheering crowd. “How did it go?” asks the friend.
“Great!” says the wrinkled streaker. “I won first prize for dried arrangement!”
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