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Jack wakes up at home with a huge hangover he can't believe. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing
he sees is a couple of aspirin next to a glass of water on the side table. And, next to them, a single red rose! Jack
sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. Jack looks around the room and sees that it
is in perfect order, spotlessly clean.
He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror, and notices a
note on the table: "Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping--Love you!" He stumbles to the
kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating. Jack
asks "Son...what happened last night?" "Well, you came home after 3 am, drunk and out of your mind. You broke some
furniture, puked in the hallway, and got that black eye when you ran into the door." "So, why is everything in such
perfect order, so clean, I have a rose, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?"
His son replies, "Oh that! Mum dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your trousers off, you screamed,
"Leave me alone, you TART, I'm married!
Broken furniture £85.26
Hot Breakfast £4.20
Red Rose bud £3.00
Two Aspirins £0.38
Saying the right thing, at the right time.........Priceless
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