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Bill Shankly Quotes
If he had gunpowder for brains he couldn't blow his cap off.

We absolutely annihilated England. It was a massacre. We beat them 5-4.

You son, could start a riot in a graveyard. (to Tommy Smith)

The trouble with referees is that they know the rules, but they do not know the game.

'If you are first you are first. If you are second you are nothing.'

Football's not a matter of life and death ... it's more important than that.

Brian Clough's worse than the rain in Manchester. At least God stops that occasionally

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