|Recent sporting Quotes|
|"What Buchanan knows about coaching you could write on the back of a dinner plate."|
Former Australian Test player Greg Ritchie is not a fan of coach John Buchanan.
"One question from Slovakian TV - we have a plane to catch."
Slovakian journalist after a 5-1 win over Wales.
"I'll come with you!"
Wales manager John Toshack gives his response.
"When the ball hits a defending player's arm or hand in the box, it's either a penalty or it isn't."
Gary Megson - SkySports
"Pennant to be replaced by Momo Sudoku."
RTé commentator George Hamilton during Liverpool v Galatasaray
"If he does substitute him he won't be on for much longer, but if he leaves him on, then he should be on a bit longer!"
Match commentator during Australia v Paraguay
"Rob Hulse has now scored all three of Sheffield United's four goals this season."
"Obviously winning the group would be fantastic, but if not, finishing second would be even better."
Irish assistant coach
"I played for Clydebank 10 years and five stone ago."
Ex-Clydebank goalkeeper Gary Matthews
"Where did you get the nickname Dickie Dosh from?"
Ray Stubbs asks Walsall manager Richard Money to explain the obvious
"I had a very well-respected writer ask me point blank to my face whether it actually mattered to me. Now, without wanting to reach out and just strangle him or send a few F-bombs his way, I just bit my tongue, told him he offended me and walked away."
Jim Furyk defends America's attitude to the Ryder Cup.
"Is that how I look when I'm drunk?"
A sober-ish Lee Westwood looks at his Ryder Cup team-mates as they celebrate during the mother of all parties.
"We played extremely well with Beenie for the match against West Ham. He's come through our academy system, or rather my daughter's academy system, and he made the trip to Everton. Beenie got us a result today."
Stuart Pearce on the continued impact his daughter's lucky horse mascot is having on the team.
"People talk about how you make team spirit - is it golf days or going out drinking together? That doesn't count. When you drink, you just tell lies to each other anyway and talk rubbish."
Celtic manager Gordon Strachan believes team spirit cannot be found at the bottom of a bottle.
"We had to bang a few heads together, which must have been the kick up the backside we needed."
QPR's Marc Bircham mixes his metaphors.
"Reading just had a great five-man move that involved everyone."
"I am the oldest driver in the field. I can live with that. Fortunately I'm not the slowest."
Michael Schumacher after winning the Chinese Grand Prix.
"Cristiano is intelligent and understands the situation.....and Wayne just needs games."
Sir Alex Ferguson on the difference between Ronaldo and Rooney.
"Don't take your eyes off this!"
John Motson on Radio Five Live Commentary for the Bolton v Portsmouth
"Thomas Gravesen thinks he's broke his hand, but I told him that you play football with your feet and not your hand."
"Keano's gonna get you!"
Cardiff fans to Wolves boss Mick McCarthy.
"We've got one stand larger than your ground."
Manchester United fans chanting to Reading supporters
"We've got one stand LOUDER than your ground!"
Reading fans replying to their Manchester United counterparts
"You're just a fat Eddie Murphy!"
Arsenal Fans to Jimmy Floyd Hasselbaink.
"Do you want a lift home?"
Arsenal to Man Utd fans.