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Meeting up with the ex ....
I got a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend of mine the other day.

We lost track of time, chatting about the wild, romantic nights we used to enjoy together.

I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd be interested in meeting up and rekindling a little of that "magic".

"Wow!", I exclaimed, "I don't know if I could keep pace with you now!
I'm a bit older and a bit bigger than when you last saw me!"

She just giggled and said she was sure I'd rise to the challenge!!!

"Yeah", I said, "just so long as you don't mind a man with a waistline that's a few inches wider these days!"

She laughed and told me to stop being so silly. She teased me saying that tubby men were cute.

"Anyway, I've put on a few pounds myself!" she giggled.

So I told her to f#ck off.

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