|Guts or balls|
|We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them?|
GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"
BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: "You're next, fat ass."
I hope this clears up any confusion on the subject