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Ladder of Success
A poor man with nothing to live for was walking along the road one day when he saw a sign which read...

"Climb the Ladder to Success"

He thought to himself and decided that as he had nothing to lose he might as well give it ago.

At the bottom of the ladder there was and old woman.

"Screw me or climb the ladder to success!" she said.

Of course he carried past the woman up the ladder.

Next he saw a middle aged woman who looked like she had had better days.

"Screw me or climb the ladder to success!" she said.

He thought but carried on up the ladder.

Then he saw the most beautiful 20 year old woman.
She had golden blonde hair and stunning breats.

"Screw me or climb the ladder to success!" she said.

Now this was difficult. He thought and thought but decided that he could offer this woman nothing and after they made love he would still have nothing.

He decided success was better.

He climbed right to the very top of the ladder and at the top there was a man.

The unsuccessful man walked towards this man and was astonished to discover he had unzipped his fly and his penis was hanging out.

Suddenly the man with his penis out said ...

"Pleased to meet you , my name's Cess"

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