|A young woman is down town searching through the market for a new mirror for her bedroom door. She find a lovely mirror and asks the stall assistant about it. He replies, 'This isn't just any mirror but this is a magic mirror!'|
The woman is a bit overwhelmed and asks a bit more. The stall assistant replies, 'All you have to do for this baby to work is say, Mirror mirror on the door and something else that rhymes and it will come true.'
The woman decides to buy the mirror and heads for home.
She places the new mirror on the door to replace her old one and says, 'Mirror mirror on the door make my bust size 44!'
All of a sudden her breast become enormous! Her husband returns home from work. 'Gosh, what on earth has happened to you?!' He says all flustered and excited.
'I bought this mirror from the market, if you say mirror mirror on the door and something that rhymes with it, it will happen!'
She turns round and there he is legging it up the stairs frantically tugging at his trousers. He gets to the bedroom....
'Mirror mirror on the door make my willy touch the floor!'
His legs dropped off!