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9 months later
Two mates loaded up Jack's mini van and headed north. After driving for
a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. They pulled into a
nearby farm and asked the attractive lady who answered the door if they
could spend the night.

"I realize it's terrible weather out there and I have this huge house
all to myself, but I'm recently widowed" she explained. I'm afraid the
neighbours will talk if I let you stay in my house. "Don't worry," Jack
said. "We'll be happy to sleep in the barn. And if the weather breaks,
we'll be gone at first light."

The lady agreed, and the two men found their way to the barn and
settled in for the night. Come morning, the weather had cleared, and they got on their way. They enjoyed a great weekend of skiing.

About nine months later, Jack got an unexpected letter from a Lawyer.
It took him a few minutes to figure it out, but he finally determined that
it was from the Lawyer of that attractive widow he had met on the ski
weekend.

He dropped in on his friend Bob and asked:

"Bob, do you remember that good-looking widow from the farm we stayed at on our ski holiday up North?".

"Yes, I do."

"Did you happen to get up in the middle of the night, go up to the
house and pay her a visit?"

"Yes," Bob said, a little embarrassed about being found out. "I have to
admit that I did."

"And did you happen to use my name instead of telling her your name?"

Bob's face turned red and he said, "Yeah, sorry, buddy. I'm afraid I
did. Why do you ask?"

"She just died and left me everything."


(And you thought the ending would be different, didn't you?) Now keep
that smile for the rest of the day.


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