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Church Bulletins
They're Back! Church Bulletins: Thank God for church ladies with typewriters. These sentences actually appeared in
church bulletins or were announced in church services:

The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals.

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The sermon this morning: "Jesus Walks on the
Water." The sermon tonight: "Searching for Jesus."

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Our youth basketball team is back in action
Wednesday at 8 PM in the recreation hall. Come out and watch us kill Christ the King.

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Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a
chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Bring your husbands.!

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The peacemaking meeting scheduled for today
has been canceled due to a conflict.

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Remember in prayer the many who are sick of
our community. Smile at someone who is hard to love. Say "Hell" to someone who doesn't care much about you.

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Don't let worry kill you off - let the Church
help.

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Miss Charlene Mason sang "I will not pass this
way again," giving obvious pleasure to the congregation.

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For those of you who have children and don't
know it, we have a nursery downstairs.

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Next Thursday there will be tryouts for the
choir. The! y need all the help they can get.
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The Rector will preach his farewell message after which the choir will sing: "Break Forth Into Joy."

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Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on
October 24 in the church. So ends a friendship that began in their school days.

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A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening
in the church hall. Music will follow.

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At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic
will be "What Is Hell?" Come early and listen to our choir practice.

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Eight new choir robes are currently needed due to
the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.

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Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.

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Please place your donation in the envelope
along with the deceased person you want remembered.

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