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Birthday Night Out
Dave works hard at the plant and spends most evenings bowling. His wife thinks he is pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday, she decides to take him to a strip club.
The doorman at the club greets them and says, "Hey Dave, how ya doin?"
His wife puzzled, asks if he's ever been here before?
"Oh no," says Dave. "He's on my bowling team."
When they are seated, the waitress asks Dave if he'd like his usual Budweiser. His wife is becoming uncomfortable and says, "Are you sure you've never been here before?".
"No, honey, she's in the Ladies Bowling League. We share lanes with them."
A stripper comes over to their table and throws her arms around Dave. "Hi Davey," she says, "Want your usual table dance?"
Dave's wife is furious and storms out of the club. Dave follows and spots her getting into a cab. Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her, but she starts screaming at him.
The cabby turns his head and says, "Looks like you picked up a real bitch tonight, Dave."


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