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Office Inspiration
Top 10 sayings we'd like to see on those office inspirational posters:


1. Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings, they did it by killing all those who opposed them.


2. If you can stay calm, while all around you is chaos...then you probably haven't completely understood the seriousness of the situation.


3. Doing a job RIGHT the first time gets the job done. Doing the job WRONG fourteen times gives you job security.


4. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.


5. Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity


6. A person who smiles in the face of adversity...probably has a scapegoat.


7. Plagiarism saves time.


8. If at first you don't succeed, try management.


9. Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether.


10. TEAMWORK...means never having to take all the blame yourself.


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