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Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat?


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Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough?


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Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you ay the paint is wet?


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Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?


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Why do they use sterilised needles for death by lethal injection?


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Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?


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Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?


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Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?


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Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?


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If you send someone polystyrene,how do you pack it?


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If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?


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If it's true that we are here to help others, what are the others doing here?


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What level of importance must a person have, before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?


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Why does a round pizza come in a square box?


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How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on bigger suitcases ?


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Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up, like, every two hours?


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If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?


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Why do doctors, when they ask you to strip, leave the room or close the cubicle curtain while you change? .....
They're still going to see you naked anyway.


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