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Recent George Bush quotes
Here are a few more quotes from George W. Bush:
"Ariel Sharon of Israel is a Man of Peace"
"General Musharraf of Pakistan is a Democrat"
"The inhabitants of Greece are the Greecians"
"The French don't have a word for 'Entrepreneur'"
"The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country."
"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."
"I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future."
"The future will be better tomorrow."
"We're going to have the best educated American people in the world."
"I stand by all the misstatements that I've made."
"We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe. We are a part of Europe."
"A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls."
"For NASA, space is still a high priority."
"Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children."
"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."
"It's time for the human race to enter the solar system."


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