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Dead Dog
A man took his dog to the Vet. He said, "Doctor, I think my dog is dead."

The Vet told him to put the dog on the table and then left the room. Soon he came back with a cat. The cat sniffed the dogs ears, his nose and then walked all over him.

The Vet said, "Yep, your dog is dead. That will be $500 and $35 dollars."

The man said, "$500 and $35 dollars! What for?"

The Vet said, "$35 for the office visit and $500 for the cat scan."

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