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Free yorkshire terrier. 8 Years old. Hateful little dog.

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Free puppies:

1/2 Cocker spaniel

1/2 Sneaky neighbour's dog

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Free puppies... Part german shepherd part horny dog

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German shepherd 85 lbs. Neutered. Speaks german. Free.

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Found: dirty white dog. Looks like a rat...been out awhile.

Better be reward.

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Hot tub seats 1 man, 7 women -- $850/offer

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Snow blower for sale... Only used on snowy days.

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Tickle me elmo, still in box comes with its own 1988

Mustang, 5l, auto, excellent condition $6800

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Cows, calves never bred... Also 1 gay bull for sale.

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Nordic track $300 hardly used, call chubby

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Bill's septic cleaning "we haul american made products"

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Hummels - largest selection ever "if it's in stock, we

Have it!"

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Harrisburg postal employees gun club

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Georgia peaches - california grown - 89 cents lb.

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Nice parachute: never opened - used once

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Tired of working for only $9.75 per hour? We offer profit

Sharing and flexible hours. Starting pay: $7 -- $9 / hour.

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Exercise equipment: queen size mattress & springs - $175.

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Our sofa seats the whole mob and it's made of 100% italian

Leather.

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Joining nudist colony! Must sell washer & dryer $300.

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Alzheimer's center prepares for an affair to remember

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Open house body shapers toning salon - free coffee & donuts

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Complete set of encyclopedia britannica. 45 Volumes.

Excellent condition. $1,000.00 Or best offer. Do not need.

Got married last weekend. Husband knows everything.

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