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The Bar Bet
A man walks into a bar and orders a Beer and a Shot, he notices a large Jar filled with money behind the bar. He asks the bartender what is up with all the money in the jar. The bartender says, "That's the bar bet". Intrigued, the man asks, "What is the bar bet?" The bartender says, "Well there are 3 parts to the bar bet, if you can accomplish all 3 then you get all the money in the jar". The man is even more interested now and asks, "What are the 3 parts of the bar bet? The bartender says, "Number One.. you have to knock out our bouncer, Bubba" The man looks over towards the door and sees a man 6 foot 4, 250lbs and says, "Ooh, I don't know about that, but just out of curiosity what is the second part?" The bartender says, "The second part of the bet is that we have a wroughtweiller dog out back with a bad tooth and you have to pull it!" The man gasps in shock and says, "Oh no, there's no way I could do that... but still I'm curious to know what the third part of the bet is!" The bartender says, "Well, we have a 60 year old hooker up stairs that has never had an orgasm, and you have to give her one!" The man says, "I don't think anyone will ever take that bet, give me another beer and another shot". 6 beers and 6 shot's later the man slams his drink down on the bar and says, "Bartender... I'll take that bet!" The man walks over to the front door and taps Bubba on the shouler and knocks him out cold with one punch! Everyone in the bar stares in amazement! The man walks out the back and slams the door. Everyone in the bar can hear yelping and hollering, after 15 minutes the man comes back in the bar, his clothes are ripped to shreds, he's out of breath and sweating, then the man says, "Ok... Where's that Hooker with the bad tooth?"

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