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Legover please !
A man gets up in the morning and his wife asks him what he'd like for breakfast. He replies i'll have A leg over. So they have A quickie and he goes off to work.
While he's at work he thinks "that was A bit of all right, I think i'll go home at dinner time".
When he gets home his wife asks him what he'd like for dinner to which he replies " i'll have another leg over". So they give it another go and when they've finished he goes off back to work.
When he gets home after work that evening he opens the front door and finds his wife running up and down the stairs and sliding down the bannister. He asks her what the hell is she doing to which she replies "It's OK love i'm just warming your tea up".

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