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Med school qualities
Students at a Med School were receiving their first anatomy class with a real dead human body. They were all gather around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet. Then the professor started telling them 'In medicine, it is necessary to have two important qualities as a doctor. The first is that you don't get disgusted.'

The professor uncovered the sheet, sunk his finger in the anus of the dead body, withdrew it and sucked it.

'Go ahead and do the same thing', he told his students.

The students first of all freaked out then hesitantly took turns sinking their fingers in and then sucking it.

When everyone had taken their turns the professor looked at them and told them, 'The second important quality is observation. I inserted my middle finger into the rectum yet sucked my index finger. Pay attention people!'


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