|Notes from parents|
|These are excuse notes from parents (including original spelling) collected by schools from all over the country....|
1 - My son is under a doctor's care and should not take P.E.today. Please execute him.
2 - Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick and I had her shot.
3 - Dear School: Please ekscuse John being absent on Jan. 28, 29,30, 31, 32, and also 33.
4 - Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is administrating.
5 - Please excuse Roland from P.E. for a few days. Yesterday he fell out of a tree and misplaced his hip.
6 - John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face.
7 - Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hurt in the growing part.
8 - Megan could not come to school today because she has been bothered by very close veins.
9 - Chris will not be in school cus he has an acre in his side.
10 - Please excuse Ray Friday from school. He has very loose vowels.
11 - Please excuse Pedro from being absent yesterday. He had (diahre) (dyrea) (direathe) the shits. [words in ()'s were crossed out.]
12 - Please excuse Tommy for being absent yesterday. He had diarrhea and his boots leak.
13 - Irving was absent yesterday because he missed his bust.
14 - Please excuse Jimmy for being. It was his father's fault.
15 - I kept Billie home because she had to go Christmas shopping because I don't know what size she wears.
16 - Please excuse Jennifer for missing school yesterday. We forgot to get the Sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it Monday, we thought it was Sunday.
17 - Sally won't be in school a week from Friday. We have to attend her funeral.
18 - My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired. She spent a weekend with the Marines.
19 - Please excuse Jason for being absent yesterday. He had a cold and could not breed well.
20 - Please excuse Mary for being absent yesterday. She was in bed with gramps.
21 - Gloria was absent yesterday as she was having a gangover.
22 - Please excuse Burma, she has been sick and under the doctor.
23 - Maryann was absent December 11-16, because she had a fever,sore throat, headache and upset stomach. Her sister was also sick, fever and sore throat, her brother had a low grade fever and ached all over. I wasn't the best either, sore throat and fever. There must be something going around, her father even got hot last night.
24 - Please excuse little Jimmy for not being in school yesterday. His father is gone and I could not get him ready because I was in bed with the doctor.