|A Wife Or A Mistress?|
|An accountant, architect & artist are discusing which is better a wife or a mistress.|
The architect says "I prefer a wife, because it's the foundations of a strong relationship that can be built upon for the future."
The artist says "I'd rather have a mistress for the passion".
The accountant says "I'd like both".
The other too are stunned and the artist asks "Why both???"
The accountant explains "Well, while they both think I'm spending time with the other one. I can go to the office and get some work done !".