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Special sandals
This couple was on holiday in India. They were touring aroundthe marketplace looking at the goods and such, when they passed this small sandal shop, from inside they heard a gentleman with an Indian accent say, "You foreigners! Come in. Come into my humble shop." So the couple walked in.
The Indian man said to them, "I have some special sandals I think you would be interested in. Dey make you wild at sex, like great desert camel."
Well, the girlfriend was really interested in buying the sandals after what the man claimed, but her boyfriend felt he really didn't need them, being the sex God he was. The boyfriend asked the man, "How could sandals make you into a sex freak?"
The Indian man replied, "Just try dem on, Saiheeb."
Well, the boyfriend, after some badgering from his girlfriend, finally gave in, and tried them on. As soon as he slipped them onto his feet, he got this wild look in his eyes, something his girlfriend hadn't seen in many years. Raw sexual power! In the blink of an eye, the boyfriend grabbed the Indian man, spun him around, and bent him violently over a table.
The shopkeeper began screaming, "YOU HAVE DEM ON DE WRONG FEET!!!"

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