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The Accountant And The Frog Princess
An accountant is out for a walk by a river, and spies a frog sitting on the bank.

The frog says, "I'm a Beautiful Princess under a wicked spell if you give me a kiss and make me human again I will stay with you for a week."

The accountant smiles as he picks up the frog and puts her into his pocket, then continues his walk.

A little later the accountant takes the frog out of his pocket and she says, "I'm a Beautiful Princess under a wicked spell if you give me a kiss and make me human again I will stay with you for two weeks and do anything you ask no matter how depraved."

The accountant smiles and puts her back in his pocket.

Much later he takes her out of his pocket again and she crys, "Don't you realise that I am a beautiful princess with an incredible body, and if you kiss me I will become human again and will stay with you for a year and do anything you want, whatever it is."

And the Accountant says, "I'm an accountant and far too busy to have a girlfriend, but a talking frog now that's cool."

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