All Categories
4.4Sydney radio - This is a corker
4.3The best 'dear john' letter ever
4.3Jimmy Carr Quotes...
4.3Top 5 Snappy Answers
4.2Long winded, but worth the read
4.1If you ever get pulled over for speeding!
4.1Council and housing association complaints
4.0Job Application
4.0Why Men Shouldn't Write Advice Columns
3.9Job Interview 'Killer Question'
more...




Revenge and a cheap beer
A man walks into a bar one night. He goes up to the bar and asks for a beer.

"Certainly, sir,! that'll be 1 cent."

"ONE CENT!" exclaimed the guy, the barman replied "Yes."

So the guy glances over at the menu, and he asks "Could I have a nice juicy T-bone steak, with chips, peas, and a fried egg?"

"Certainly sir,"replies the bartender, but all that comes to real money."

"How much money?" inquires the guy. "4 cents", he replies. "FOUR cents!" exclaims the guy.

"Where's the Guy who owns this place?" The barman replies, "Upstairs with my wife."

The guy says, "What's he doing with your wife?".

The bartender replies, "Same as I'm doing to his business."

current rating: 3.37 (529 votes)
rate this joke:
12345
terribleexcellent
Category List : Relationships
Category List : Revenge
Category List : Bar Jokes : Drink
Random Joke

Latest Jokes
3.3More Horsemeat Jokes... Now With Added Shergar
3.4Horsemeat Jokes
2.9The ultimate ethnic joke
3.8Monkey
1.7Knock Knock 8
1.1Interupting sheep
2.1Snake School
2.4Scared Numbers
2.3Olympic Tan
2.3Job Applications

Subscribe to our Friday Joke email and receive the funniest jokes every Friday, totally free and with no ads.
Click here for more details
, or just enter your email address and press subscribe

unsubscribe
travelDB.co.uk - Travel Search Engine
20010 - Bitscape ltdContact Us | Privacy Policy