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Great quotes by great ladies
Inside every older person is a younger person -- wondering what the hell happened.
-Cora Harvey Armstrong


The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy.
-Helen Hayes (at 73)


I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think of them as stray eyebrows.
-Janette Barber


Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse.
-Lily Tomlin


A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who never owned a car.
-Carrie Snow


Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and you cry with your girlfriends.
-Laurie Kuslansky


My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being, hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.
-Erma Bombeck


Old age ain't no place for sissies.
-Bette Davis


A man's got to do what a man's got to do.
A woman must do what he can't.
-Rhonda Hansome


The phrase "working mother" is redundant.
-Jane Sellman


Every time I close the door on reality it comes in through the windows.
-Jennifer Unlimited


Whatever women must do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.
-Charlotte Whitton


Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart.
-Caryn Leschen


I try to take one day at a time, but sometime! s several days attack me at once.
-Jennifer Unlimited


If you can't be a good example, then you'll just have to be a horrible warning.
-Catherine


When I was young, I was put in a school for retarded kids for two years before they realized I actually had a hearing loss. And they called ME slow!
-Kathy Buckley


I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb
... and I'm also not blonde.
-Dolly Parton


If high heels were so wonderful, men would still be wearing them.
-Sue Grafton


I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on.
-Roseanne Barr


When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.
-Elayne Boosler


Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
-Maryon Pearson


In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man-if you want anything done, ask a woman.
-Margaret Thatcher


I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career.
-Gloria Steinem


I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.
-Zsa Zsa Gabor


Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission.
-Eleanor Roosevelt


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