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Marylou
This man was sitting quietly reading his paper one morning, peacefully enjoying himself, when his wife sneaks up behind him and whacks him on the back of his head with a huge black frying pan.
**Boing!!**
Man: "What was that for?"
Wife: "What was that piece of paper in your pantís pocket with the name Marylou written on it?"
Man: "Oh honey. Donít you remember two weeks ago when I went to the horse races? Marylou was the name of one of the horses I bet on."
The wife seemed satisfied and headed on to do some work around the house, feeling a bit sheepish. Three days later he is once again sitting in his chair reading and she repeats the frying pan swatting.
**Boing!!**
Man: "Whatís that for this time?"
Wife: "Your horse phoned."

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