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The differences between men and women
1. Eating Out 1

If Laura, Suzanne, Debra and Rose go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Suzanne, Debra and Rose.

If Mike, Charlie, Bob and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla, Peanut-Head and Scrappy

2. Eating Out 2

When the bill arrives, Mike, Charlie, Bob and John will each throw in £20.00 even though itís only for £32.50. None of them will have anything smaller, and none will actually admit they want change back.

When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.

3. Money

A man will pay £2 for a £1 item he wants.

A woman will pay £1 for a £2 item she doesnít need.

4. Bathrooms

A man has six items in his bathroom: toothpaste, a toothbrush, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel from the Holiday Inn.

The average number of items in the typical womanís bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify most of these items.

5. Arguments

A woman has the last word in any argument.

Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

6. Cats

Women love cats.

Men say they love cats, but when women arenít looking, men kick cats.

7. Future

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

8. Success

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

A successful woman is one who can find such a man.


9. Marriage

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesnít.

A man marries a woman expecting that she wonít change and she does.

10. Dressing Up

A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the garbage, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.

A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.

11. Natural

Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.

Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

12. Offspring

Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favourite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.

A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.

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