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Choo Choo... Slap!!
In a train carriage there was an Englishman, a Scotsman, a spectacular looking blonde and a frightfully awful looking fat old lady.

After several minutes of the trip the train happens to pass through a dark tunnel, and the unmistakable sound of a slap is heard. When they leave the tunnel, the Englishman had a big red slap mark on his cheek.

(1) The blonde thought - "That English son of a bitch wanted to touch me and by mistake, he must have put his hand on the fatlady, who in turn must have slapped his face"

(2) The fat lady thought - "This dirty old Englishman laid his hands on the blonde and she smacked him".

(3) The Englishman thought - "That fucking Scotsman put his hand on that blonde and by mistake she slapped me".

(4) The Scotsman thought - "I hope there's another tunnel soon so I can smack that English twat again !!".

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