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Ten things to say if you are caught sleeping at your desk
10. "They told me at the blood bank this might happen."
9. "This is just a 15 minute power nap like they raved about in that time
management course you sent me to."
8. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the Tippex. You got here just in time!"
7. "I was meditating on our mission statement and envisioning a new
paradigm."
6. "I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance."
5. "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related
stress."
4. "For Pete's sake! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a
solution to our biggest problem."
3. "The coffee machine is broken..."
2. "Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot..."
1. ".....in Jesus' name. Amen."

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