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A Brain Walks Into A Bar...
A brain walks into a bar and asks the barman for a set of jump-leads, but the barman tells him to get out as he's barred.

'What,' says the brain, 'I've never been in here before'.

'Get lost,' says the barman, 'you're out of your head and you're trying to start something'.

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