|A guy and his wife were speeding down the interstate when a state cop pulls him over.|
The man says "What's the problem officer?"
Officer: "You were going at least 75 in a 55 zone."
Man: "No sir, I was going 65."
Wife: "Oh Harry, You were going 80." The man gives his wife a dirty look.
Officer: "I will also give you a ticket for your broken tail light."
Man: "Broken tail light? I didn't know about a broken tail light."
Wife: "Oh Harry, you've known about that tail light for months." Harry gives his wife another dirty look.
Officer: "I will also book you for not wearing your seat belt."
Man: "Oh, I just took it off when you were walking up to the car."
Wife: "Oh Harry, you never wear your seat belt."
Harry turns to his wife and yells, "Bitch! Shut your damn mouth!"
Officer turns to the woman and says, "Excuse Ma'am does your husband talk to you this way all the time?"
Wife: "No, only when he's drunk."