|After several years of married life, a man is disappointed to learn that he is unable to perform sexually. He goes to his doctor, and his doctor tries a few things, but nothing works. Finally the doctor him him that it is all in his mind, and refers him to a psychiatrist.|
After a few visits, the shrink confesses "I am at a loss as to how you could possibly be cured."
Finally, the psychiatrist refers him to a witch doctor. The witch doctor says: "I can cure this."
He throws some powder on a flame, and there is a flash with billowing blue smoke. The witch doctor says: "This is powerful healing, but you can only use it once a year! All you have to do is say '1-2-3' and it shall rise for as long as you wish!" The guy then asks the witch doctor: "What happens when it's over?" The witch doctor says: "All you or your partner has to say is '1234' and it will go down. But be warned; it will not work again for a year!"
The guy goes home and that night he is ready to surprise his wife with the good news. So, he is lying in bed with her and says: "1-2-3" and instantly gets a great erection. His wife turns over and says: "What did you say '1-2-3' for?"