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Three ducks in a bar
A guy walks in to a quiet bar carrying three ducks, one in each hand and one under his left arm. He places them on the bar, has a few drinks, and chats with the Barman. The Barman is experienced and has learned not to ask people about the animals that people bring into the bar, so he doesn't mention the ducks. He and the guy chat for about 30 minutes before the guy has to go to the toilet.

Now, the Barman is alone with the ducks. After an awkward silence, he decides to try to make conversation.

"What's your name?" he says to one of the ducks.

"Huey," answers the first duck.

"How's your day been, Huey?"

"Great. Lovely day. Had a ball. Been in and out of puddles all day."

"Oh, that's nice," says the Barman. Then he says to the second duck, "And what's your name?".

"Dewey," comes the answer.

"So how's your day been, Dewey?"

"Great. Lovely day. Had a ball. Been in and out of puddles all day. If I had the chance, I would do it all again."

So the Barman turns to the third duck and says, "So, you must be Louie."

"No," growls the third duck, "My name is Puddles. And don't ask about my day."

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