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Elton , Kylie and Robbie
Elton John, Kylie Minogue and Robbie Williams went for a night on the town.
As they left the nightclub, Kylie slipped and got her head stuck between the railings of the fence opposite the club.
Robbie decided to take full advantage of this and lifted up her little skirt and gave her a good rear-ender.
"Its your turn now, Elton" grinned Robbie but Elton started crying.
Robbie asked "Why are you crying, Elton? What's wrong?"
Elton sobbed "I can't get my head between the railings!"

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