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Sony letter
This is a copy of an actual letter Sony received soon after running a competition.

Dear Sir,

God bless you for the beautiful radio your Company donated as a prize at our recent Senior Citizens luncheon. I was the lucky one to win it. I am 86 years old and live at the Country home for the aged. All my people have gone and it was nice to have someone think of me. God bless you for your kindness to an old forgotten lady.

My room mate is 95 and has always had her own radio but would never let me listen to it. The other day her radio fell and broke into lots of pieces. It was just awful. She asked me if she could listen to my new radio and I told her to get f*cked.

Sincerely,
Elsa McEvoy

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