All Categories
4.4Sydney radio - This is a corker
4.3The best 'dear john' letter ever
4.3Jimmy Carr Quotes...
4.3Top 5 Snappy Answers
4.2Long winded, but worth the read
4.1If you ever get pulled over for speeding!
4.1Council and housing association complaints
4.0Job Application
4.0Why Men Shouldn't Write Advice Columns
3.9Job Interview 'Killer Question'
more...




Murray Walker Quotes 3
"He's obviously gone in for a wheel change. I say obviously because I can't see it"

"With half the race gone, there is half the race still to go"

"Do my eyes deceive me, or is Senna's Lotus sounding rough ?"

"Anything happens in Grand Prix racing and it usually does"

"Alboreto has dropped back up to fifth place. As you look at the first four, the significant thing is that Alboreto is 5th"

"I can't imagine what kind of problem Senna has. I imagine it must be some sort of grip problem"

"He is shedding buckets of adrenalin in that car"

"It's raining and the track is wet"

"And theres just a few more corners for Nigel Mansell to go to win the Canadian Grand Prix...and...he's going rather slow....HE'S STOPPING HE'S STOPPING!"

"and this is the third placed car about to lap the second placed car"

"they say clothes maketh the man... the clothes are Niki Laudas, but the contents are me..." [as Murray prepares to take a drive in a F1 car. He gets a total distance of... oh, 1 foot before he stalls it.]

[During a F1 race, describing how the leader can see the driver following him] "...Mansell can see him in his earphone..."

Murray: So Bernie [Ecclestone], in the seventeen years since you bought McLaren, which of your many achievements do you think was the most memorable ?
Bernie: Well I don't remember buying McLaren. [Bernie Ecclestone used to own the Brabham team].


current rating: 2.47 (458 votes)
rate this joke:
12345
terribleexcellent
Category List : Famous People : Murray Walker
Random Joke

Latest Jokes
3.3More Horsemeat Jokes... Now With Added Shergar
3.4Horsemeat Jokes
2.9The ultimate ethnic joke
3.8Monkey
1.7Knock Knock 8
1.1Interupting sheep
2.1Snake School
2.4Scared Numbers
2.3Olympic Tan
2.3Job Applications

Subscribe to our Friday Joke email and receive the funniest jokes every Friday, totally free and with no ads.
Click here for more details
, or just enter your email address and press subscribe

unsubscribe
comedyDB.co.uk - Comedy Search Engine
20010 - Bitscape ltdContact Us | Privacy Policy