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Murray Walker Quotes 2
Murray: What's that? There's a BODY on the track!!!
James: "Um, I think that that is a piece of BODY-WORK, from someone's car.

Murray: There's a fiery glow coming from the back of the Ferrari
James: No Murray, that's his rear safety light

[As an introductory piece for a rallysprint race, Murray was put in the Navigator's seat alongside Tony Pond in a Chevette HSR (270 BHP, rwd, and TWITCHY), added an in-car camera, and wired Murray for sound. The result can be deduced by extrapolating his usual excitement and enthusiasm, and adding a large pinch of raw terror! ] "And there's a 600 foot drop on my left..AND we're doing 120 mph... AND we're approaching a hairpin...OH MY GOD we're going to die..."

[after a post race interview where Mansell won the French(?) GP]
Murray : How did you get that nasty bump on your head Nigel? [Nigel leans forward to show the camera as Murray pokes it with his finger !]
Nigel: OUCH!!

"...Cruel luck for Alesi, second on the grid. That's the first time he had started from the front row in a Grand Prix, having done so in Canada earlier this year..."

James: And now what's wrong with Prost's car?
Murray: It's not Prost's car it's that joker in the striped shirt!

"Ah! Now here's Senna in the pits (for the black flag). No point in saying I wish I could lip read: I can't even see his lips! There's Ron Dennis bending over at the right. This is A-! Out gets Senna! For whatever reason and I just hope we can get a message about this. I hope we can get a message. Ayrton Senna with, with rage and impotent fury etched in every line of his body, reluctantly drags himself out of the McLaren." [ In reality Senna calmly stepped out of the car and walked away.]

"Well let's, uh, lugsh, luxurrriate in a little hypothesis and try to work out what, if anything, is wrong with Alain Prost." [ Prost was being caught by Berger late in the race. ] "Has he got tire problems? Very unlikely. Is Prost having fuel trouble? Well, who knows? I think it's a bit unlikely. Is Prost having gearbox trouble? I can't tell you. And since P, uh, Prost is unlikely to come on the radio and let me know you'll have to guess along with me."


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