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Baby Polar Bear
Baby polar bear asks its dad, 'am i a black bear?'
'no' says dad.
'am i a grizzly bear?',
'no, you're a polar bear. go ask your mother, son.'
baby polar bear asks its mum, 'am i a brown bear, or a sun bear?'
'no', says mum.
'am i a black bear or a koala bear?'
'no, you're a polar bear. why do you ask, son?'
'because i am so cold...!'

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