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Tonight on European Football Special, Southampton vs Manchester United
DAVID COLEMAN, BBC1

Wilkins, with an inch perfect pass to no-one in particular.
BRIAN MOORE, ITV

There will certainly be a lot of question marks asked about the Arsenal defence there.
BRIAN MARWOOD, Radio 5 Live

Mike Ingham: So Manchester United we have talked about; but there's an Irishman in the Feyenoord side. Are you looking forward to seeing Connolly play, Mark Lawrenson?
Mark Lawrenson: No!
Mike Ingham: Errr. Oh! Right. Well that's all for the moment from Old Trafford.........
(Alan green heard laughing loudly in the background).
Radio 5 Live

Christopher Martin-Jenkins: We've just heard that Javed Miandad is not on the field as he is tired after his marathon innings.
David Lloyd (loudly off-mike): He's f*cking what?

There's Neil Harvey standing at slip, hands on knees, legs apart, just waiting for a tickle.
Brian Johnston, Radio 4 Test Match Special

Now it's the final of the Womens 400 metres hurdles; 3 Russians, 2 Germans, 2 Bulgarians and a Frenchman.
DAVID COLEMAN, BBC 1

For those of you watching in black and white, the green ball's the one behind the brown.
TED LOWE, BBC 1

Jimmy White's really got his potting boots on this afternoon.
TED LOWE BBC 1

He'd have got that ball 99 times out of a thousand.
JOHN SPENCER, BBC 1

And we don't need a calculator to tell us that the run-rate required is 4.5454 per over.
CHRISTOPHER MARTIN-JENKINS, Radio 2

Ian Botham was next to go; he got a short-ball from Ambrose, and just failed to get his leg over.
JONATHAN AGNEW, Radio 4 Test Match Special

Two Andy Gorams, there's only two Andy Gorams.
Kilmarnock fans to the Rangers keeper after he had been diagnosed with mild schizophrenia.

That's great, tell him he's Pele and get him back on.
JOHN LAMBIE, Partick Thistle manager, when told a concussed striker did not know who he was.

And Arsenal now have plenty of time to dictate the last few seconds.
PETER JONES

Newcastle, of course, unbeaten in their last five wins.
BRIAN MOORE

What I said to them at half time would be unprintable on the radio
GERRY FRANCIS

John Harkes going to Sheffield, Wednesday.
New York Post

If I walked on water, my accusers would say it is because I can't swim
BERTI VOGTS

I was about to say, before something far more interesting interrupted . . .
JOHN MOTSON

Why didn't you just belt it son?
Gareth Southgate's mother

The only way we will be going to Europe is if the club splash out and take us all to Eurodisney
Dean Holdsworth, Wimbledon

I was shocked when I was first introduced to the fans because they brought out a sheep, cut its head off and then smeared blood over my forehead
Manchester United's Ronnie Johnsen on life with Besiktas,Turkey

If the players want to make it hard for me, I am happy to make it twice as hard for them
WENDY TOMS, the first female referee

The score is Sunderland nil, Leicester nil, the temperature is nil and the entertainment value is not much above nil
Sunderland v Leicester, Radio 5 Live

This is an unusual Scotland side because they have good players
Javier Clemente, Spain's coach

It took a lot of bottle for Tony to own up
IAN WRIGHT on the Arsenal captain's confession to alcoholism

It's sod's law. Now I've got time to improve my golf it's the wrong time of
year
HOWARD WILKINSON

I know where he should have put his flag up, and he'd have got plenty of help
Ron Atkinson

We signed to play until the day we died, and we did.
Jimmy Greaves

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