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Groucho Marx quotes
"My mother loved children -- she would have given anything if I had been one."

"It isn't necessary to have relatives in Kansas City in order to be unhappy."

"Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot."

"Those are my principles. If you don't like them I have others."

"Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it and then misapplying the wrong remedies."

"I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it."

"I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception."

"Marriage is a wonderful institution...if, of course, you like living in an institution."

-- Groucho Marx (1890-1977)

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