|Groucho Marx quotes|
|"My mother loved children -- she would have given anything if I had been one."|
"It isn't necessary to have relatives in Kansas City in order to be unhappy."
"Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot."
"Those are my principles. If you don't like them I have others."
"Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it and then misapplying the wrong remedies."
"I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it."
"I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception."
"Marriage is a wonderful institution...if, of course, you like living in an institution."
-- Groucho Marx (1890-1977)