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Sex By Appointment
One night a man rolls over in bed and gives his wife a big grin.

She says, "Not tonight honey, I have a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and she told me to abstain from sex the night before."

Feeling rejected, the man rolls over and tries to go to sleep. In a few minutes he rolls back over and asks his wife, "Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow?"

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