A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool on the other.
Future tense of marriage.
An art of transferring information from the notes of the
Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing
through "the minds of either"
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water power...
A place where success comes before work.
Conference Room :
A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.
A book which people praise, but do not read.
A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.